This walk, which takes in most of the famous Royal Palaces, as well as Parliament
and the Seat of the Church, Lambeth Palace, focuses on the history of power.
Three figures - the Monarch, The Prime Minister and The Archbishop
of Canterbury have held the balance of power in England - each more or less
in control for a period.
1)
We start in Trafalgar Square,
where atop his column sits Lord Nelson - if it was not for him Trafalgar
Square would be in Paris. Nowadays his worse enemies are not the French,
but the pigeons which infest the square, Nelson has had to be coated in a special paint to
protect him from their droppings.
However the new Mayor, determined to 'tidy up' the square has banned the pigeon-food vendors. Feeding Trafalgar Square's pigeons is now illegal in what is widely seen as a move to earn money from fining tourists, as councils do already with their anti-social parking restrictions and other bye-laws. You don't have to show your passport and if the attendants get stroppy, give a false name.
A few years ago a man was
caught trapping the pigeons in the square and carting them away in a box.
It was presumed he was selling them to a restaurant somewhere (illegal)
but as it's perfectly legal to trap vermin such as pigeons, the police couldn't do anything.
They followed him, but he always evaded them. Moral: don't order
pigeon in London unless you know the restaurant very well. If you want
to hold a public demonstration about the ill-treatment of pigeons this is
the place - most political demonstrations start or end here. fed by tourists. They'll do
anything for food. Nelson has had to be coated in a special paint to
protect him from their droppings. A few years ago a man was
caught trapping the pigeons in the square and carting them away in a box.
It was presumed he was
selling them to a restaurant somewhere (illegal)
but as it's perfectly legal to trap vermin such as pigeons, the police couldn't do anything.
They followed him, but he always evaded them. Moral: don't order
pigeon in London unless you know the restaurant very well. If you want
to hold a public demonstration about the ill-treatment of pigeons this is
the place - most political demonstrations start or end here.
In the Northeast corner of the Square is
St Martins-in-the-Fields,
which like St Germain in Paris used to be out in the country. It's
the official exact centre of London (a plaque marks the spot), the architecture
dates from 1722, but there's been a church here since about 1000.
Buried there are Hogarth, Sir Joshua Reynolds and Thomas Chippendale. The
Academy of St Martins in the Fields
is named after it, though that's the only association (they once used to
rehearse here) - the oft advertised concerts are not usually up to that group's
high standard.
The north side of the square is made up by the National Gallery, but
we're going to be taking Whitehall out of the South side. Look right
at the bottom of the square, through
Admiralty Arch you can see Buckingham
Palace at the end of The Mall - our walk's final destination. The Arch belongs to the Admiralty though candidates for the Secret Services are interviewed here. Whitehall
- synonymous with Government - was actually the site of Charles I's Palace,
where Samuel Pepys used to come on Naval business to his successor - he is
credited with the making of the Navy as we know it - Nelson
would not be
on his column if it weren't for him. The admiralty building is on the
right side of the street - closed to tourists, but inside is a magnificent
quad. It was built in 1722, incorporating elements of an earlier building
by Wren. Britain's Navy is 'The Senior Service' - it was no
co-incidence that James Bond was a Naval Commander - sailors sit atop the
tree of military power.
Next down on your right is 2)
Horseguards - you can smell it before you get to it - home of
the mounted division of the Queen's bodyguard.
There are usually guards
on duty outside the building between 10:00 and 16:00 in their characteristic
helmets with plumes of horsehair. They're relieved every hour - and
the butt of much tourist attention (their sangfroid is absolute) while they're
on duty. Through the arch is their Parade, where the Queen annually
inspects the troops (on her official birthday) in a pageant of military history.
Only members of the Royal Family are permitted to drive through the
arch. But we'll continue down Whitehall to visit
3) The Banqueting House - the last
remainder of Whitehall Palace.
It was designed by Inigo Jones and dates from 1622 - the magnificent ceiling
painting is by Reubens. Charles I walked out to his execution here,
and Charles II celebrated the Restoration here as a sop to the Puritans.
Charles I's head was cut off outside the fourth window from the right,
at first floor level.
4) Next port of call is where
political heads roll - Margaret Thatcher's rolled here at No 10 Downing Street
when she was deposed by a palace coup. Although the Premier traditionally
lives at No 10, Tony Blair, father of four, lives in No 11 - the Chancellor's
house, because there's more room.
When a new Prime Minister comes into
power, s/he visits the Queen at Buckingham Palace, then has a victory ride
back to No 10 - followed by the television cameras. Sadly public access
is limited due to the current vogue for terrorism.
It hasn't always
been a government street - Boswell rented rooms here and Smollett set up
a surgeon's practice here. Prime Ministers got exclusive use from 1732.
No 12 is the party whips office - a job that refers not to the sexual
inclinations of incumbents (well... they do call it 'le vice anglais') but
to their role as a 'whippers-in' (as in fox-hunting) of the Members of
Parliament. Files kept by the whips are used to blackmail politicians
into voting with their party, should they feel like voting with their consciences
instead.
In the middle of the road is the Cenotaph, where the dead of the wars are
remembered, in a ceremony attended by the good and great on Armistice day.
Looming over it you'll see the tower of Big Ben - the name actually
refers to the large bell within. The tower is called St Steven's Tower.
You can set your watch by it - everyone else does. The thirty-nine
steps are here and allegedly provide a sniper with a clear shot at the PM,
if you believe the novel by John Buchan. Between 1859 and 1913 when
it went automatic, it used to take two men 32 hours to wind up the clock
- the pendulum is regulated by the addition of pennies. Women's Suffrage campaigner Emily Pankhurst
was the last person to be incarcerated in the prison cell at the bottom of the tower,
in 1902.
5) The Houses of Parliament are a crowning
glory of the Thames,
but until the river was cleaned up, the stench from
the leatherworks at the Tower was such that several times MPs had to stop
sitting, nowadays it's the smell of intrigue that wafts through the corridors.
Bits of the building go back before 1066, but the only bits that survived
the fire of 1834 are the Hall & cloisters, and the Jewel Tower. The
current building dates from 1832, architecture by Barry, decorative bits
by Pugin - the greatest of the Victorian ornamentalists - who even designed
the inkwells on the politicians' desks.
Bombed during the war, it was restored in 1950. You can
visit - join
one of the queues - for either
Lords or
Commons. The best time to visit is during Prime Minister's Question
Time - when political sparring occurs across the
floor of the house. However tickets for this quipfest are like gold dust - it's virtually impossible to get into PMQs without a ticket from an MP or friendly Commons staffer; people queuing don't normally get in before 4-4.30pm. If you just want to see the chamber of the House, it's quicker to come later in the evening when the queue's shorter.

The best political sparring in PMQs happened between Margaret Thatcher
and Neil Kinnock a decade ago - but the current PM and Leader
of the Opposition
give it a good go. You'll be surprised at how rowdy it can get - the newly-retired speaker Betty Boothroyd used to officiate like a school ma'am - threatening
the naughty boys and girls with punishment. If one of the MPs cries
out 'I spy Strangers' all the public is thrown out of the building. The
traditions are arcane - ask one of the porters to explain it all to you. You can view that endangered species the Lord in the House of Lords too. When the House is not sitting there's a guided tour that is highly recommended see here for details
6) Across from Parliament
is the gothic fantasy of Old St Thomas' Hospital -
which is with St Pancras
Station the most Ghormenghastly piece of architecture in London. Although
it was founded in the 12th century where Guy's hospital now stands in The
Borough (see Walk one). It's named after St Thomas a Beckett who was
disposed of in an unfortunate 'accident' in Canterbury Cathedral and canonised
in 1173. The accounts show that the cook doubled as a gravedigger
in 1583 at a salary of £1. Most of the current buildings date
from 1871. The hospital food still tastes as if it was cooked by a
gravedigger, according to the students. Florence Nightingale established
her school of nursing here, and the nurses in the wards are still referred
to as Nightingales (behind their backs).
Next to Tommy's is
7)Lambeth
Palace, the seat of the Church separated from the State by a river and
an act of Parliament. Built in 1200 - with Gothic additions in 1830.
You can go in by arrangement with a vicar (your local one has to write a
letter) but it's shortly to be opened to the public. 
We stray away from the river to visit
8) Smith Square with its
exquisite houses on the East side. It's the headquarters of the
Conservative Party. The church in
the middle is actually a concert-house that specialises in Baroque music.
Leave Smith Square at its Northeast corner, by Gayfere St, and diagonally
opposite on the left hand side is Tufton St, which leads us, past an oddball
Ecclesiastical outfitters, which makes the robes for the Archbishop of
Canterbury, to 9)Dean's yard, which
we enter by the gate to the right of the large arch. See also Little Dean's
Yard. Westminster Abbey Choir School is on the west side, and if you're lucky
you'll see the choirboys parading out in their uniforms for a service - usually
just before 1700.
Edward Gibbon's aunt used to live here. There are guided tours of the historic school during the summer holidays.
We emerge through the great gates towards 10)
Westminster Abbey,
sadly a church which charges for admission (unless you attend a service,
in which case it's free) but is well worth the money.
By now you may be wanting to stop for refreshment - most of the pubs around
this area are renowned for having a division bell - MPs are allowed to leave
the Commons during a debate but
(especially if the whips are at work) must
return for the vote at the end. Given the absolute tedium on some of
the more arcane bills before the house, they often nip out for a swift pint.
When the vote (or 'division') is about to take place a special bell
is rung - not only in Parliament but anywhere that has a relay installed
within the 'division bell area' - ie: where MPs can get back to vote within
10 minutes. So, if you're drinking in a pub nearby and a bell rings
and several curmudgeonly types rush out suddenly you'll know where they're
going. One such pub is the Storey's Wine bar on Storey's Gate which is between the Methodist Central Hall and the Queen Elizabeth II conference centre - opposite Westminster Abbey.
Carrying on we return to Parliament Square and head for the northeast corner,
diagonally opposite from the entrance to Parliament, where a short road -
St George Street leads off towards the park. We follow that until the
park, when we turn right and walk along Horseguards Road - on our right is
11) the
Cabinet War Rooms,
where Churchill planned the end of Nazism. During the war their existence
and location were top secret, but today anyone can visit. They have been
left exactly as they were in 1945, with Churchill's chamber pot still visible.
They are run by the Imperial War Museum.
Opposite the entrance to the War rooms you'll see the pelicans of St James'
park on a small island in the lake. They are descendants of a pair presented
by Russia in the 1650s.The park was once a hog-rearing ground for a
leper colony (now St James' Palace) and has come on somewhat since then.
Elizabeth I used to hunt here and Charles II used to play Pell Mell
here - a kind of cross between basketball and golf - from which Pall Mall
(properly pronounced Pell Mell) takes it's name. The park was by the
1760s a favourite haunt of prostitutes and as such features in many plays
of the period. We'll walk towards Buckingham Palace along the lakeside,
then turn right to cross the bridge.
The view from the bridge is one of the most sublime in London and has been
made, in 2000, a protected view - the domes and turrets of Whitehall cresting
the fountain
- you might think you were in a country park - it's at its best
after 18:00 on a sunny day. We cross the bridge and continue straight
on to The Mall, cross over and turn right back towards admiralty arch. On
our left is a flight of stairs looked over by a statue of George VI,
which we take. At the top in a square is the official residence of
The Foreign Secretary. We emerge onto Carlton Terrace, home of the Turf Club,
one of the most exclusive, in money terms, Gentlemen's clubs in London.
12) The gardens that back onto
Carlton Terrace are attached to the various gentlemen's clubs that line Pall
Mall - left onto a road named Carlton Gardens and you emerge on that august thoroughfare - on our immediate
right is the Reform club
where Phineas Fogg set out to go round the world
in 80 days. All the clubs are members only, but from the top of the
stairs you can see the Florentine Courtyard within and the interior architecture
is apparent through the windows. It was formed in 1832 and designed by Barry
who did the Houses of Parliament. The head chef Alexis Soyer, a celebrity
in his day, designed the kitchens.
This club, for liberals, was one
of the first to go mixed, in 1981. Stella Rimmington - former head
of MI5, and on whom the current 'M' in James Bond films is modeled is a
member - strange as she presided over a very illiberal regime of secret policing.
More on Gentlemen's clubs
Heading down Pall Mall - in the direction of the traffic flow, we pass other
clubs, the RAC and the Oxford and Cambridge
. Flambeaux are lit outside clubs on special occasions. A plaque on the wall indicates
a house where Charles II installed Nell Gwynne - an orange seller from the
South Bank (see Walk One) who he made his mistress. He was living in
St James' Palace at the time so she was always on hand should he need close
conference with her.
On the northern corner of Pall Mall, as it turns
up into St James's street stands
13) the Texas Legation, now a
wine merchant's - when Texas was a Lone Star State this was its embassy
in London. After Texas won its
independence from Mexico in 1836, England
was one of the first countries in the world to recognize the Republic of
Texas as a nation.
Their charge d'affaires to the Court of St. James, Dr.
Ashbel Smith rented office space at 3 St. James's St in an upper floor
above Berry Bros. and Rudd (who opened a grocers here in 1696)
If you pop in you can see a large set of scales used
to weigh coffee - nearby residents would also get themselves weighed here
- the shop's ledgers record the weights of Lord
Byron, Horatio Nelson, his mistress Lady Hamilton and Queen Victoria's father.
On the other corner of Pall Mall, a few metres down Marlborough Road is the
pale yellow building of the Queen's Chapel - the first classical church in England.
It's part of the Royal Palaces complex, but politically and socially separate.
It was designed by Inigo Jones in 1623
as a catholic chapel for various Queens
imported from Europe: Henrietta Maria, Catherine of Braganza and Charlotte von
Mecklenburgh. As interbreeding continued between the royal families of Europe, it's held
services for all religions outside outside the Church of England tradition - Dutch reformed
(William & Mary) German Lutheran (for the Hannoverians) and Danish (for Queen Alexandra).
Visiting times are posted outside. You can attend services here in summer, in Winter they are held in the Chapel Royal in St James' Palace - the only way for tourists to get into either building - services are at 08:30 and 11:15 on Sundays.
14) St James' Palace itself is guarded
by busbee'd guardsmen when Prince Charles is in residence - there's usually
a small changing-of-the-guard ceremony at about 16:00, which is much less
crowded than the one at Buckingham Palace. It was built by Henry VIII
and was the main Royal Residence in town between 1698 and 1820. You can't officially visit the Palace, but for half the year public Sunday services are held in the Chapel Royal inside - see the noticeboard outside the Queen's chapel for details.
Beyond St James' Palace as we proceed down Cleveland St, is
15) Clarence House, traditional Palace
of the Queen Mother. We walk round the courtyard to its northwest corner
where a small passageway takes us into Green Park, and turning left we walk
down Queen's Walk to 16)
Buckingham
Palace - the official residence of the Queen in London.
She hates
living there (a small apartment on the northern wing provides for her needs)
and most of the building is used to receive official guests - it's a kind
of Royal Conference Centre.
It is open to the public but is badly
organised, expensive and there's not that much to see - it regularly tops
the lists of 'Worst Tourist Attraction' compiled by the Consumers' Association
- researched from thousands of interviews of tourists. You have been warned!
Details of the changing of the guard can be had on a noticeboard on
the front. If there's a crowd head to the Palace's left side (as you face
it) - the soldiers start off for the ceremony here on the Guard's Parade
Ground (stand near the red sign advertising the Guards' Museum) - where they
parade and sometimes march and drill with a band (depends on the regiment)
and you'll get a better view of part of the spectacle - such are the crowds
it's impossible nowadays to see both parts.

From here the walk continues through Green Park, to Hyde Park Corner, Hyde
Park, Kensington Gardens, and finishes off at Kensington House, home of the
Queen's sister Princess Margaret, and home to the late Princess Diana. A
good Royal website, if you're getting confused by all the names is
here. The official monarchy website
is here